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In the ancient lore of 4chan’s /biz/, every market had its mascot: MUMU the Bull when it pumped, BOBO the Bear when it dumped, SNIBBU the Crab when it went sideways, and DODO the Black Swan when the world collapsed. That was before the madness. Now, Bitcoin pumps on ETF rumours and dumps on Trump’s tariff tweets. It rallies during the Iran-Israel missile exchange, crashes on CPI data, then pumps again after Ukraine hits a Russian oil depot. It’s up, down, and sideways—all at once. This isn’t bull or bear. This isn’t crab. This isn’t swan.

This is a Kangaroo Market. And $RURU is its god. He’s the 4chan meme you didn’t know you needed—the mascot of the no-trend, no-logic, full-chop era. $RURU hops violently, unpredictably, through whatever madness the world throws at him. This is $RURU, the Kangaroo Market’s new mascot.

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Step 1

Download MetaMask (or your preferred Ethereum wallet) from the App Store, Google Play, or as a Chrome extension. Set up your wallet and secure your recovery phrase

Step 2

Make sure you have ETH in your wallet to swap for $RURU. You can buy ETH directly in MetaMask, transfer from another wallet, or send it from an exchange.

Step 3

Go to Uniswap (https://app.uniswap.org) and connect your wallet. Paste the $RURU token address into the token selection field, select $RURU, and confirm the import. When MetaMask prompts you to sign, approve the connection.

Step 4

Swap ETH for $RURU. There are zero taxes, so you don’t need to worry about adjusting slippage — just confirm the trade.

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